I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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