he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
