he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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