She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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