I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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