I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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