Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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