Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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