I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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