I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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