Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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