so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i out mim tonsoeep
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