I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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