We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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