nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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