the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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