i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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