just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
he shaved USA in his pubs
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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