Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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