You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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