I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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