Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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