just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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