i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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