I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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