I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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