Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
