I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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