My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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