How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
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