We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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