have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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