i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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