I'm going to jail i love you
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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