You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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