Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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