What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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