I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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