Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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