More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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