But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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