What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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