you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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