I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
