Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
my being single is dangerous.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
