carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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