I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Found your dick twin last night
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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