i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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