you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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