no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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