Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
