Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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