I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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