I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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