when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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