what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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