You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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